The Blog Police
Several of you have emailed to inquire about my recent weblog silence, and I appreciate your concern, but it wasn’t until I saw the following email, from my friend Josh, that I knew I had to get back into the swing of things:
I have anxiously been awaiting the update of your blog, but I am
afraid that you have been lax in your duties. I would like to refer you to
Alison Mack’s (costar of the WB’s Smallville) tips on creating a blog.
Per Allison’s advice, you need to keep your blog up-to-date, updating “often
(at least once a week)”.
I also don’t want to come across as the blog police, but I noticed that
you have not been using your Kodak Plus Digital one-time-use camera to
“[e]nhance your blog with lots of personal pictures.” I’m afraid that if you
don’t start to turn things around, I’m going to have to report you to the
WB—and then Superboy will have to kick your ass.
I certainly wouldn’t want to incur that sort of retribution, so I’ll just offer the lack of Internet access (not to mention the most basic furniture) in my new home, and the stress of organizing an out-of-state move and starting a new job, as my excuses. Now that I’m settled into Silicon Valley and my new position with the fruit company, however, I promise to be more…uh…regular.